Oneshotdrabblehelvetesjävel.
"Don't move, Su!"
"WHAT, what?!"
"Just sta..-"
"IS THERE A BUG?!"
"For Gods sake, Junsu, just don't move..-"
"I can't even turn around!?"
"Oh, wait, I'll switch side.."
"What's the matter?"
"And now.. that little smile..!"
"What are you doing, Chunnie?"
"I said SMILE!"
"Not until you tell me what you're up to!"
"Smile or I'll tell Jaejoong that you're the one who stole his framed picture of me."
"Okay, okay! I'm smiling , see? Happy?"
"..."
"Why are you staring like that?"
"..keep smiling."
"No?!"
"I'm serious, Junsu, if you won't smile, I'll kick you in the nuts."
"Haha, you won't."
"..."
"Yoochun, come on!"
"..."
"What's this about?"
"It's embarassing, okay?"
"I don't mind."
"..."
"Come on, you can tell me."
"..."
"...?"
"I'm getting a boner by just looking at you, okay?!"
"..."
"Don't give me that look, you begged me to tell you."
"..for real?"
"What do you mean 'for real' of course it's for real."
"Right now?"
"Yeah..?"
"So I'm just smiling like this.. And you're getting a boner?"
"Well, yeah, though you're sitting in quite a sexy position too."
"Aaand.. if I just spread my legs a little.. like this..?"
"Oh God, Junsu."
"Ah, my hand is slipping down!"
"Okay, Junsu, you can sto..-"
"I can't, it's living it's own life!"
"I'm not kidding, it's not funny anymore."
"You wan't me to stop? Well, Changmin invited me over to play video games, and I could just go ther..-"
"You're not going anywhere."
"No?"
"You're taking that shirt off.."
"Oh! And..?"
"You're carrying me to the bedroom."
"No, I'm not!"
"Okay, so I'll walk those 7 meters myself.. But you know, Junsu, we're having sex in less than five minutes, and there's no time to argue about that."
"I wasn't gonna argue. Though I'm topping."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Listening to you talking about your boner turns me on more than just a little bit."
"Oh.."
"Now get your ass into that bedroom. And you better be undressed when I get there."
