Oneshotdrabblehelvetesjävel.
"Don't move, Su!"
"WHAT, what?!"
"Just sta..-"
"IS THERE A BUG?!"
"For Gods sake, Junsu, just don't move..-"
"I can't even turn around!?"
"Oh, wait, I'll switch side.."
"What's the matter?"
"And now.. that little smile..!"
"What are you doing, Chunnie?"
"I said SMILE!"
"Not until you tell me what you're up to!"
"Smile or I'll tell Jaejoong that you're the one who stole his framed picture of me."
"Okay, okay! I'm smiling , see? Happy?"
"..."
"Why are you staring like that?"
"..keep smiling."
"No?!"
"I'm serious, Junsu, if you won't smile, I'll kick you in the nuts."
"Haha, you won't."
"..."
"Yoochun, come on!"
"..."
"What's this about?"
"It's embarassing, okay?"
"I don't mind."
"..."
"Come on, you can tell me."
"..."
"...?"
"I'm getting a boner by just looking at you, okay?!"
"..."
"Don't give me that look, you begged me to tell you."
"..for real?"
"What do you mean 'for real' of course it's for real."
"Right now?"
"Yeah..?"
"So I'm just smiling like this.. And you're getting a boner?"
"Well, yeah, though you're sitting in quite a sexy position too."
"Aaand.. if I just spread my legs a little.. like this..?"
"Oh God, Junsu."
"Ah, my hand is slipping down!"
"Okay, Junsu, you can sto..-"
"I can't, it's living it's own life!"
"I'm not kidding, it's not funny anymore."
"You wan't me to stop? Well, Changmin invited me over to play video games, and I could just go ther..-"
"You're not going anywhere."
"No?"
"You're taking that shirt off.."
"Oh! And..?"
"You're carrying me to the bedroom."
"No, I'm not!"
"Okay, so I'll walk those 7 meters myself.. But you know, Junsu, we're having sex in less than five minutes, and there's no time to argue about that."
"I wasn't gonna argue. Though I'm topping."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Listening to you talking about your boner turns me on more than just a little bit."
"Oh.."
"Now get your ass into that bedroom. And you better be undressed when I get there."
THE STORY ABOUT THE.. fucking novelljävel del FAKIN 3
48 kilos
Consumings - water, an apple
4 people mentioning my weight, including Yunho.
- - -
Twisting and twirling didn't help, Junsu couldn't sleep. Yunhos voice was on repeat in his head.
See you on monday, Junsu.
Whyyy?!?
See you on monday.
For Gods sake, stop it.
See you.
Make him go away.
"Hey Yoochun, u got that Yunho guys number? I kinda need it."
"Umm, no I don't. Wait a sec, I'll ask Yoona for it."
"Send it to me when u get it."
And he did. And it had never taken Junsu so long to figure out to write in a simple text message.
"Hey, u awake?"
...
"Now I am. Who's this?"
"It's Junsu. From class, u know.."
"Of course I know.
So, what do you want?"
...
"You are uhm. Gorgeous."
Five minutes passed. Ten.. fifteen..
"Haha, you think?
You are too, if I may add that."
..what,no,omg.
"Haha, humor. I like that."
"What?"
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
"I'm not goregous, lol."
"Hot enough for me."
"Well, then I guess you have some low standards."
"I don't."
...
"Come over."
"Really?"
"Yeah, but be quiet, parents sleeping, u know."
"Right back at you."
- - -
"You know what, Kim?"
"Uh, what?" Those cold fingers searching for warmth under his shirt made Junsu shudder.
"When I moved here, I didn't expect to like anyone."
"Oh yeah?"
"Nah." Yunho pushed him backwards, causing Junsu to fall down onto the bed.
"And.. how do you feel now?"
"Well.." Yunho grinned as he straddled Junsus hips, pinning him down to the mattress.
"Yes..?"
"I still don't like anyone." He bent down and let his teeth play with Junsus lower lip. "Especially not you, Kim."
THE STORY ABOUT THE.. fucking novelljävel del FAKIN 2
Junsu and Yoochun turned around to see Yoona walking towards them in a speeded up pace.
"YOOOOCHUNNIIIIE!"
"Junsu.."
"Yeah?"
"Run!"
And they ran, Yoochun pointing towards the cafeteria building, and the forest where the two of them secretly smoke on the breaks.
"Ah, she's.. Not giving up.. is she?!"
Yoochun shook his head before the boys turned around the corner of the building, just to..
BAM
Junsu fell to the ground with a loud squeal.
"FUCK!"
"Oh, I'm really sorry, Kim.."
Junsu looked up only to see Yunho standing there with a newly lit cigarette inbetween his fingers.
"Nuhh, it's okay, hah, we were in a hurry.. Our fault."
"It's that Yoona, you know? Annoying girl, sat in the back with you and Su.." Yoochun said while dragging up Junsu from the ground.
"Oh God, her.. Wait here, I'll go deal with her."
Yunho went around the corner in the direction that Junsu and Yoochun came from a minute ago, and soon they heard Yoonas whining voice.
"EXCUSE ME, mister new guy! Have you seen Yoochun oppa around here?"
"Of course, he and Junsu just went into the cafeteria."
"BUT.. But I didn't see them ente-"
"But I did. Trust me, you'll find them in there."
"O.. okay.. Thank you.."
Junsu and Yoochun heard the clicking of her high heels fade away, and seconds later Yunho was back at their hideout.
"Thanks, new guy."
"Yeah, thanks a lot."
"You should call me Yunho. And I guess that girl means trouble, does she?"
cut it off already
"Junsu, stop ignoring me!"
Junsu glanced up at Yoochun for a short second befoe turning hid head back to the tv screen.
"Come on, is that baseball game really more important to you than I am?"
He earned a quick nod, and the room once again became silent, except for the hysterical sports commentator yelling out every sdetail of the player currently running across the field. Sighing, Yoochun turned ovey onto his stomach and let his fingers tangle in Junsus soft hair. I minutes, his casual fiddling turned into massaging Junsus scalp while silently humming on that song he heard on the radio earlier.
"Yoochunnie, cut it off already.."
Junsu turned around only to find his friend smiling foolishly(ja det är ett ord) at him, and though he tried to resist it, Junsu felt a bit of his heart melt.
"Stop watching tha game now, okay?"
"Why should I?"
"Because I waaant.." Yoochun rolled his eyes, not letting go of thas sheepish grin. "..to cuddle?"
Junsu let out a dolphin squeal as Yoochun dragged him up from the floor, landing on top of him.
"Junsuuu?"
"You're distracting me from the game.."
Yoochun looked up at Junsus pouty face, and couldn't help but dragging him down for a kiss, only to pull back seconds later.
"Fuck the game."
AND SO THEY FUCKED. DURING THE GAME.
